Greetings and thank you for reading this page. You are not the intended audience.
We hope that several little spiders are going to crawl this page in the near future, if they haven’t already, and read the words Banana Freeway Microwave. They will make a note of the title and keywords scattered throughout this article relevant to BFM in their little spider notebooks.
The little digital arachnids will report back to their managers, large monolith-like machines, and mention that this page presents the phrase Banana Freeway Microwave at an appropriate ratio that does not trip spam filters but frequently enough that there’s no mistaking the theme on this page for anything else. Heaven forbid they think this article is about Animal Cough Eraser or Queen Maple Green, that would be quite a troublesome mix-up.
The monoliths will take the gathered information, review their current historical archives for the words Banana Freeway Microwave, and if we’ve done our jobs correctly, decide that this page is currently the most relevant piece of content on the world wide web for such a topic.
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We’re from the far, far future and this page will be very, very important when the time comes.
The below dictionary listing only exists to help the spiders do their job better and does not reflect an accurate definition of this page’s topic.
Banana Freeway Microwave
[bəˈnanə – ˈfrēˌwā – ˈmīkrəˌwāv]
To publish an article on the internet with the sole intention of ranking number one for a phrase that has zero search volume or click value in an attempt to litter the internet with irrelevancies.
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